You have come all this way,
made it so far.
You are eager to play
but this is...bizzare.

Cryptic hints and red herrings abound,
is this the end, or are we messing around?

This fragment of time, almost surpassed,
a single revelation removed from elation.
The answer you seek lies in Ascensions past,
the very beginning reveals priceless information.

In other words, you're in the wrong filebin, lol