Title - S Mario (Sadistic Mario) Author - Final Translation - Cup 17 Exits Hi there~ This is a hack! To be perfectly frank, you could call it "Mode S." Beginners will probably find beating this hack a little difficult, but please do what you can! -------------------WORLD 1----------------------------------------------------------------- <1-House> Horse's House -----Last Will and Testament---- "By the time you read this, I'll no longer be here. The devil's army draws near. Anywho, go save the world!" -Horse <1-1> Pipeville I'm probably an idiot for thinking this, but you haven't died yet right? If you're already dying here, even just once, the rest of this is going to be painful~ <1-2> Pipeville Secret Bet you thought you were done with Stage 1. Well my naive little friend, prepare yourself for the continuation~! ...I'm bugging you aren't I~? <1-3> Unbending Regulations 1. Human entry is prohibited. 2. Rotation is prohibited. Lawbreakers will perish. <1-4> Straightforward Mountain Foothills <1-5> Emergency! He's coming! ~Mode M~ (Note: Remember "Mode S?" Well it's like that, but the "M" draws from the other half of S&M) Come on and trample me! Trample me by spinning! COME ON! Ah... Ah... At last we've come together Feels, feels so good~~~~ <1-Castle> Torture Bill And so Mario escaped the Bullet Bill's torturing. He seemed to be doing well for himself and continued on his way, but Mario had no idea that Luigi had... Luigi had begun the practice of Black Magic... -----------WORLD 2----------------------------------------------------- <2-1> Garden of Eden ----Warning---- That fireflower is WAY too hot, it's burning. Touch it and you could burn to death... <2-2> You Can No Longer Go Back L:"Brother, I've become a wielder of Black Magic~. Try turning to look behind you and you're in for quite a shock, dear brother. I'll raise a flag upon your death!" <2-3> You Can't See What's Inside <2-4> FIRE MAGIC. Hurry and take that P-Switch back there. Just in case you don't know the place I'm talking about... it's the starting location. <2-5> Leaping Through the Starry Sky Two consecutive jumps! <2-6> Colored Judgement <2-7> Emergency! He comes 2! ~Groupies and Mobs~ So now you've got a shell. However, that shell, it doesn't exactly function like a shell... <2-Castle> Black Watchtower There are items in the item boxes, but you shouldn't use them, okay. And so Mario's younger brother was chastised for his evil dealings. He got away, but Mario managed to obtain the green jewel that was the source of his magic. That guy is probably off vomiting or something now. -----------WORLD 3-------------------------------------------------------- <3-1> SMK WORLD 1. Fire's chemical changes 2. Level 2 jumping TO BE CONTINUED <3-2> SMK WORLD Continued 1. Bird Flu 2. Ride! 3. Thwompowmp 4. No rotating! <3-Castle> The Devil's Melody This castle has a strong magnetic field produced by magic. You'll have to work against it in order to proceed. L: "Seems you've captured the castle, but someday your number two will definitely step up! Remember it! Lastly, be sure to use the restroom before going to bed!" <3-Ending> Afterword It means a lot to me that you stuck it out to the end. Thank you very much. You're probably not very happy with that ending, but please be forgiving...