Urapani Translation by Teradramon Teradramon. --- Dialogue with Nazrin in world 1-7: Patchouli: Geez, how could my Philosopher's stone have been stolen... how shameful. Alice: Now let's concentrate on getting them back. Marisa, why a tomb? Marisa: Eh, well, Nitori said it's here so... Nitori: (Better try to act the same way as the last time. I think this is an inviolable rule.) Nitori: When the Hakkero was stolen, there was a mouse, right? That's why that big mouse over there is the culprit! Patchouli: Was there one? Marisa: Eh? Dunno... Nitori: Huh? Nazrin: Could you perform your sketch in another place, please... Nitori: Ah, the mouse showed herself! Yay, you are the culprit, aren't you! Nazrin: ... The kappa languange is really difficult. I have no idea what she's trying to say. Alice: Don't worry. We don't either. Marisa: Ehm, some of our items were stolen and, uh, it seems that at that time there were some mice or something like that. Nazrin: I'm afraid to say that right now my mice aren't doing any search. I'm sorry, but I'm not the one you're looking for. Marisa: Uhm... but I don't think you can convince her with that. Nitori: Ah, I see. It can't be helped, let's go to the next destination! Alice: She agreed!? Patchouli: Marisa, we don't need this kappa, do we? Marisa: Well, yeah, but it's not like we have any other clue. Nitori: (Since fighting is troublesome, after going somewhere, we better go to the next one ASAP. If I'm not mistaken, the next one was...) Nazrin: ... Wait there. Nitori: (Oh?) Nazrin: It's not pleasant at all that you leave after I was being suspected. Since you're here, let's play a little. Marisa: No, it's not time for games. Nazrin: I don't mean to take a lot of your time. After that, I can help you. I'm a professonal at searching things. Marisa: Oh... Alice: We still have no clues so this could be a good chance. Patchouli: Alright, we accept. What should we do? Nazrin: I was strengthening my Pendulum and I'd like you to test its hardness. Alice: By Pendulum, you mean a pendulum? Strength, hardness, is that how you use a pendulum? [TL note: Yeah, the same joke as in Amapani, Nazrin's pendulum's name is Pendulum] Marisa: I don't want to hear that from someone who uses dolls as explosives ze. Nitori: (Mmmm...? This development and this conversation... uhm?) Nazrin: You understood? Let's start then. Ah, and of course, your attacks won't work on me. Nazrin: I will attack you though. As a revenge for being suspected. *BOSS FIGHT* Nazrin: Well, this should be all. Good work, I gathered enough data. Alice: With this you will cooperate, right? Nazrin: Yeah, I promised. But first, you have to tell me what was stolen. Nitori: (I see, I see. As soon as I tried to finish this, it turned out right like "before".) Nitori: (I wonder if this is the so-called compelling force of history? In some degree, this should be okay after all.) Nitori: (I should try in different ways how okay this is. It will be fun!) --- Dialogue with the fairies in world 2-2: Marisa: Okay, according to Nazrin, there was some reaction over here. Alice: But it's where Marisa and I live... Patchouli: Maybe it was in front of our noses all the time. It's standard to investigate the nearest places first. Nitori: Ah, there are fairies. Let's just assume they're the culprits. Sunny Milk: Ugh! They already found us! Luna Child: And they already found out we are the culprits!? Star Sapphire: ... Luna, you baka. [TlNote: You may choose an alternative translation.] Marisa: Oh... it looks like we were right. Alice: I see, in front of our noses, wasn't it? Patchouli: Let's cut them to pieces. Sunny Milk: Luna! You take the responsibility, and buy us some time! Star Sapphire: We leave it to you. Nitori: (Umm, last time we needed to chase them, it was troublesome so...) Marisa: Well, if we capture one and she spills out the truth, it will be over. Luna: Ugh...! Luna: Alrighty then! With all my strength... Nitori: Not letting you escape. Luna: Egh!? What's with this strange hand!? Patchouli: Oh, we already caught her. Alice: Well done. The Robot Arm, isn't it? I could use it with my dolls. Luna: Leet mee goo! *struggles* Nitori: There's no way a fairy like you could escape from this. Well then, what shall we do with you... *wriggles wriggles* Nitori: O... oh? Luna: !! It weakened! Now! Marisa: Hey, she's fleeing! Nitori: Huh, how did this turn this way... My Extending Arm isn't broken. In just an instant there was some malfunction. Alice: What are you doing? Let's go after her! *CHASE* Marisa: Okay, it's good that we captured her, but... Luna: ... ... Patchouli: She lost consciousness completely. Nitori: (After all that, the same result...) Nitori: Hehehehe... [TlNote: Evil laugh] Great! I'm gonna outsmart them, whatever it takes! Alice: It seems someone is in really high spirits. Marisa: It's a good thing if she's motivated. Alright then, let's follow the remaining fairies. --- Dialogue with the fairies in world 2-4: Alice: There they are! Sunny Milk: Ah, they're already here!? Star Sapphire: Goodbye, Luna. You will not be forgotten. Marisa: She's not dead, she's not dead. Nitori: (Last time, the one in blue was the one who fled first. Therefore...) Patchouli: If you don't want to become part of a bug collection, give us back our... Wait, one already disappeared? Sunny: Eh? Ah, Star! You ran away without me! Nitori: Huh!? Eh, when did she!? Marisa: You guys ditch each other pretty easily. Sunny: Curse you, Star...! You'll remember this in your afterlife! Alice: For all of you, life seems like a very light thing... Patchouli: Even if it's a light life, you don't want to die suffering, do you? Give us back our items immediately. Sunny: Ugh... Nitori: (Well, last time she fled after we intimidated her, so this time let's try to be kind.) Nitori: Here, there's nothing to be afraid of. We won't do anything to you. Come here. [TlNote: I am aware these are all question marks, but they are not questions. They just indicate a rising entonation, most surely to seem less intimidating.] Sunny: Hee... th- th- that sounds scary! Please help me!! Nitori: ... ... ... Why did she run away? Marisa: Anyone would run away after that. Alice: Don't waste our time like this... *CHASE* Sunny: Please stop! Don't eat me! Fairies don't taste good. Marisa: See that, Nitori? Because of you, now she has traumatized. Nitori: I don't eat bugs. Patchouli: That doesn't matter. Give us our items back! Sunny: Ugh... ... ... Ah! I cannot do it because Star has them! Marisa: The one who escaped first. Alice: ... ...? Nitori: (Oh, Alice is suspecting something. Her reaction could be interesting.) Patchouli: ... If that's a lie, I'm not forgiving you! Marisa: Then let's tie her up and bring her with us. Sunny: Awawawa... Nitori: Wahahaha --- Dialogue with the fairies in world 2-6: Star: Welcome. Marisa: Oh, did you give up running away? Star: I would eventually get caught even if I continued escaping. I don't like to waste energy in vain. Patchouli: I totally agree. Therefore, I assume you're prepared to die... I mean, to return everything to us. Nitori: You're fully motivated to kill her, aren't you? Star: I would gladly return them to you, but unfortunately, I don't have them here right now. Alice: ... ... I suppose so. Star: That's why I'd like to offer some resistance. I don't want to give you time to rest. Patchouli: Didn't you just say that you don't like to waste energy in vain? Star: No worries. If I start now... Nitori: If you play hide and seek, you won't waste energy. At least less than playing tag. Star: ... !? *BATTLE* Marisa: Finally, found ya ze...! Star: So you found me. Well, my power is better suited to find things rather than hide them. Alice: Then why hide and seek in the first place? Star: To buy time. Nitori: Not this time! Star: !? Nitori: While you were playing I captured them all. Sunny: Ngh! Ngh! Luna: Kgh Star: What what. Patchouli: I see. You were trying to buy time so that those faires we already captured could escape. Marisa: Well done! Nitori is on fire today! Nitori: Hehehe, praise me more. Alice: ...But if I'm not wrong, that robotic arm... *strange noises* Sunny: Ah, it weakened! Let's go, Luna! Luna: Eh, ah, wait! Nitori: ...Oh, yeah. Marisa: You're the same as always after all! --- Dialogue with the fairies in world 2-8: Marisa: Well, it's time for the climax. Patchouli: If you had accepted defeat before, there wouldn't have been any need to erase your life. Sunny: Ha, hahahaha w-we are just g-g-g-getting s-started. Alice: Your voice is trembling. Nitori: Umm, next is hide and seek again, isn't it? There's plenty of sunlight so they should be able to manipulate it at will. Luna: !!? Star: What's with you? Can you use precognition...? Nitori: (Oops, I am trying to see the effects of using the facts from the past, but it won't be any good if I become suspicious.) Nitori: Weeell, I clearly noticed it the moment you guided us here. It's a mere deduction. Marisa: Ummm, I don't know if Nitori is strangely perceptive today or if she's the same as always... Sunny: A-Anyways! We can very effectively use our powers here. Sunny: Be astonished by the power of the Three Fairies of Light! Patchouli: Sunlight... I wonder if it's okay if I pulverize the Sun. Marisa: Please, don't. *BATTLE* Luna: Ugh Sunny: We can't win against a magician after all... Star: This was a waste of stamina. Patchouli: If you don't want to became a sample, give us our items back! [TLNote: I assume a sample of the previously stated "bug collection".] Star: Ummm... we already drank it all so there's nothing left... Patchouli: Drank...? Alice: So, what you stole was...? Nitori: (Well then, until now everything is going more or less like the other time.) Nitori: (What I have deduced until now is that "I cannot alter things with physical methods" and that "maybe it can be possible through words".) Nitori: (Maybe because I wanted to end it unnaturally when we met the mouse from before.) Nitori: (Or maybe because because I took the "action" of "leaving that place".) Nitori: (Mmmm... this is really complicated.) Nitori: (Well, there's still plenty of time, so let's try more things. Hehehe, this looks just like an experiment and it's getting very exciting.) --- Dialogue with Tewi in world 3-5: Alice: Of all places... it had to be here. It seems as if we are just going around in circles. Marisa: I remember the path to Eientei. But that's not today's goal. Patchouli: *pant* That little rabbit... she's not in Eientei...? Marisa: Umm... sometimes she is, sometimes she is not. In fact, she's almost never there. Nitori: Huh..., that rabbit. I don't think I can lure here just by talking. Tewi: Uh? Did you say something? Nitori: Ah, no, just speaking to myself... whoa! Marisa: Oh, she just appeared from there ze. Tewi: From what I understood, it looks like you are looking for me. Can I help you? Today I'm not doing anything. Probably. Alice: I don't think you are going to confess the crime that easily... The thing is, we have been robbed. Tewi: What? Your heart? Alice: Magic items! Marisa: Basically, we are searching for clues and we have arrived here. Tewi: I see. Well, I know nothing about those items. But by your way of talking, you think I could be the culprit. Tewi: But couldn't it be this place itself? Patchoul: Well... it could be. Tewi: Nevertheless, the first thing you thought is that I'm the responsible for that. How rude... Marisa: It's the natural course of thinking... Tewi: I don't want to hear that coming from you. Alice: Don't quarrel. Nitori: (Talking with this rabbit is really annoying. I don't think I can try something new.) Tewi: Well then, try to look for me until you're satisfied. If you are here for too long, Reisen will come to repel you. Nitori: Reisen... that rabbit that's so easy to tease. Oh! Tewi: ... Something wrong? Nitori: Hey, hey *whisper* (We'd like to play with that Reisen, how about it?) Tewi: *nod nod* (Interesting, with everyone joining forces, tease Reisen, you say.) Tewi: Count me in! Nitori: Great! Marisa: Those two aren't plotting anything good. Tewi: Those items, yeah, I have the feeling that I saw Reisen holding them... Alice: Lies. Tewi: It's true. That girl looks pretty innocent... but she's terrifying. Nitori: Waa, really? Then could you take us where she is, please? Tewi: Of course! Patchouli: What's going on? Tewi: Just follow me. Alice: Eh, are we going? Marisa: Well... we don't have any other clues so... Tewi: Oh, I forgot. Tewi: Around here there are a lot of traps I set for Reisen, so be careful. Patchouli: Huh? *CHASE* Marisa: ... Hey, we lost her. Nitori: Because we were too slow. Alice: It couldn't be helped, with all that laying around. Patchouli: *heavily panting* Can... I... go home...? Nitori: If you go home, you will lose your Philosopher's Stone. Patchouli: ... Ngh... --- Dialogue with Reisen in world 3-9: Alice: We finally caught up. Patchouli: *pant pant* Tewi: You're so slow... Marisa: Maybe a different route could've been faster ze. Nitori: And, where's that Reisen? Tewi: Here, here she is. Reisen: Hey, Tewi, stop pulling! What's wrong... Nitori: You're the culprit! Reisen: Huh!? Patchouli: Did you steal from us? Reisen: Eh, eh... Tewi: Reisen, you should confess for the sake of your integrity. Reisen: Wh- What? What are you talking about? Did I do something wrong? Marisa: Give us back what you stole immediately! Reisen: I don't know what's going on but I don't want YOU to tell me that! Alice: Our magical items have been robbed by someone. So... Reisen: So... you think it was me? Reisen: Why...? I've been working hard since I arrived here... Why me... Tewi: You are not sociable with humans, you are always complaining about the Princess and Eirin... and nevertheless you dare to say you are working hard... Reisen: Ugh... Reisen: Bwaaaaaaaa!! Reisen: But... I hate humans! The Princess is so spoiled and Master is always saying unreasonable things!! Reisen: And furthermore I am being treated as a thief... Bwaaaaaaaa!! Bwaaaaaaaa!! Tewi: Oh, Reisen broke. Alice: I feel a little sorry for her now. Reisen: Bakaaaaaaaaa!! I hate you all! Just dieeeeeeeeee!! Nitori: She's becoming wild. Marisa: Wah! She started firing! Patchouli: ...There's no other way, let's calm her down first. Alice: This is now really awkward. *BATTLE* Reisen: Sniff... sniff... Alice: ...You calmed down? Reisen: I... didn't do it... Alice: I know, I know. Nitori: I know you can dandle her, mommy-Alice. Alice: Who are you calling mommy! Patchouli: ...And that little rabbit? Marisa: She's not here. She's fast when it comes to running away. Nitori: Uf, I forgot about my objective and I just enjoyed myself. That's a no-no. Marisa: Objective...? Now that you mention it, what did you scheme with that rabbit? Nitori: Eh, I didn't scheme anything at all. I just asked her if she had any clue about our magical items. Marisa: ... ... I see... Nitori: See? They're not here so let's go, let's go! Alice: Well, we are leaving. Reisen: ... ... ... Yeah... Reisen: ... Reisen: ... ... Reisen: ... ... Tewi, baka... Tewi: *hop* Reisen: Waah! Tewi: Yeah, you see. That way of doing things is not my style. Reisen: Huh...? Wh- What? Tewi: Rather than attacking psychologically, more like dealing damage directly. Reisen: ... Tewi: As I was saying... Tewi: ...Do you want some dango? [TLNote: Dango: Japanese dumpling made from rice flour. c.f. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dango ] Reisen: ... Reisen: ... ... ... Yeah. --- Dialogue with Yoshika in world 4-4: Alice: A graveyard... I really doubt the culprit is in a place like this. Marisa: I agree. Our main goal may be somewhere else, but we had to go through here. Patchouli: I must say I don't want to go to unnecessary places. Nitori: (We are approaching our final destination. Last time I couldn't try anything new and I hope I can with the next one...) Yoshika: Heeeeeeeeeey! Nitori: Ah, it's useless. Can't have a conversation with this one. Yoshika: Hello! Although I have no business with you whatsoever. Marisa: We also don't have business with you so... hey, wait. Yoshika: Do you think I'll wait If you say me to wait? I wonder. Marisa: That hat you're wearing... Alice: It looks like Marisa's hat. Patchouli: Is it the new fashion? That thing. Yoshika: It's very popular among zombies. Marisa: Don't lie! That's mine! That's the one I thought I lost. Yoshika: What will you do then!? Marisa: Eh, w- what should I do... Patchouli: Why? Just go recover it, no? Marisa: Well, I don't especially need it anymore. Alice: What are you saying? The fact she has your hat it means that there's the possibility she has other things. Marisa: Ah, you're right. Hey, you, did you perhaps steal our... Yoshika: Don't think I can do such things! Marisa: Yeah... it's impossible. Alice: Why do you have that weak attitude!? Marisa: Well then, try having a conversation with her! I bet you can't have a normal dialogue. Alice: Ugh, you're right... Nitori: We aren't making any progress. Maybe her boss stole it and gave it to her, don't you think? Let's call her boss and ask her directly. Marisa: Oh, that seems reasonable. But, how are we going to call her? Nitori: She will come if we beat this one here, probably. Patchouli: That's a severe statement for no special reason. Marisa: You also have been saying pretty severe things today. Alice: ... ... Yoshika: Then it's a battle! We will have a battle! Marisa: It looks like it. If you call your boss, you don't have to battle though. Yoshika: I don't know! I won't call! Marisa: Then a battle it is. Yoshika: Hehehe, even if I rot, I will show you how to fear kyonshi (Jiang Shi)! Patchouli: Aren't all kyonshi rotten to begin with? [TLNote: You may use "kyonshi" or "Jiang Shi". The former is the Japanese pronunciation, and the latter, the Chinese pronunciation.] *BATTLE* Yoshika: Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Alice: It's the first time I've heard someone shouting with that agony. Marisa: But she seems pretty fine. Yoshika: I might feel no pain, but I have the feeling my life bar got down to 0. Patchouli: I see... Alice: And, will your boss appear or something? Seiga: I will. Marisa: Owaa! You always appear from nowhere. What did you do? Seiga: I just came normally. It's just your fault that you haven't noticed. I got here going through a wall though. Alice: That isn't normal... Seiga: And, it looks like you were bullying Yoshika, what's going on? Marisa: Since it looked useless to chat with her, we just talked with our fists ze. You may call it an emergency bell. Seiga: Huh... Nitori: (Finally, someone with whom we can talk normally... Well then) Seiga: Anyway, it looks like you have business with me. But I'd like to listen to you inside rather than in this place. Seiga: Let's go, Yoshika. Yoshika: Vaay! Nitori: That's right, they withdraw immediately... Alice: ... Patchouli: Maybe it'd've been a better idea to search for her before having a battle? Marisa: Mmh, well, just like Yukari, it's difficult to know their whereabaouts. Nitori: It can't be helped. Let's go inside then. Alice: Yes... let's go. --- Dialogue with Yoshika and Seiga in world 4-8: Yoshika: Dooon't geeet aaany clooooser! Seiga: Yoshika, don't send them away. Yoshika: Sorry. Marisa: ...Thanks for the welcoming show. Seiga: Oh no, as long as you are entertained. Seiga: So, let's talk about when you were bullying Yoshika... Alice: About that... Seiga: Yoshika does sometimes behave incomprehensibly. Seiga: Maybe she attacked you suddenly, but I don't appreciate the fact you were a group against only her. Alice: Eh, yes. We couldn't think of a good reason to start, but I agree that it was a little bit of a disappointment that it turned into that. Seiga: And, what did you want to talk about with me? Patchouli: That Jiang Shi is wearing Marisa's hat. Can we assume that you were the one who stole it? Seiga: Huh...? ... Ah. Yes, uhm, yes, it was me. Patchouli: It's settled then. Marisa: We found the culprit very quickly. Well, this isn't a mystery novel, so maybe this is how it works in reality. Nitori: Wait. Patchouli: ...? Nitori: But you stole ONLY Marisa's hat, didn't you? Nitori: You didn't steal the Hakkero, the Philosopher's Stone, or the Goliath Doll. Am I right? Marisa: What are you saying... Seiga: Yes, you're right. I don't recall stealing those amazing objects. Nitori: (If everything goes like this, she'll get upset and attack us. Well then, let's take the initiative and see if we can avoid a battle...) Alice: ... Patchouli: Did you think we would believe you? Marisa: Yeah. You won't be able to avoid us with such excuses. Nitori: What...? B- But she's not the culprit, is there a reason to battle? It's just a useless effort. Patchouli: It's not useless... I can relieve my stress! Nitori: (The ones that I should have stopped were not those two, but us!) Seiga: ... There's no other choice. Yoshika, let's get ready. Yoshika: Yoshika has arrived! Alice: ... Huh. It looks that we have to put an end to this fight. *BATTLE* Yoshika: Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Alice: Stop that. Seiga: Sniff. And, what should I do? Give back your hat? Marisa: I'll give that to you. The Hakkero, return me the Hakkero. Patchouli: The Philosopher's Stone too. Seiga: But as I said, I don't know anything about those. Patchouli: Don't lie! Nazrin: She's not lying. Nitori: You're late... Alice: ...What do you mean? Nazrin: Exactly as I said. The culprit is somewhere else, these two have nothing to do with this. Nazrin: Hey, you hear me, don't you? Don't think that I'll cover for you just because we are acquaintances. Nazrin: HOUJUU NUE! Nue: Hmph, I didn't think that you were trying to cover me. Marisa: A nue? To think that the true culprit was in fact here... Alice: Just to be sure, there's no mistake that you stole the Goliath Doll, the Hakkero, and the Philospher's Stone, is there? Nue: Well, that's how it is. There's no need to play dumb now that you came here. Alice: Another thing. I wonder if you will return them to us right now? Nue: That cannot be. I still haven't achieved my goal. Even if I do, I don't have the intention to give them back. Patchouli: Hmph, then we have no choice but to exterminate you. Nue: I wouldn't lose to people like you, even as a group, but now I don't have the time for that. Nue: I scattered seeds all over the temple. You will be stopped by the unknown! Nazrin: ...You heard her. Good luck. Marisa: You are also involved... Nazrin: No, I'm not. Anyway, I'm going to tell this to everyone in the temple. I don't think they will cooperate. I also don't think that they will disturb you. Patchouli: Enough. I will catch that bug with my own hands. Marisa: She is a bug because she has wings? Whatever, but it's true that I'd like to discipline her with my own hands. Nitori: (Well then, I can no longer do unnecessary things. From now on, I have to think how to anticipate them.) Alice: ...Okay. We have no other choice but to go. Marisa: Nice, let's go ze! Youkai extermination! --- Dialogue with Nue in world 5-5: Marisa: Found ya ze! Nue: Tsk, you're already here... Patchouli: You don't have any intentions... to cooperate. Let's beat you up then. Nitori: You have no chance against the 4 of us! Alice: ... Wait up. Don't you wanna know how she stole our magical items? Marisa: Mmh, well, yeah, I'd like to know it. Patchouli: We can hear about that after we defeat her. Nitori: That's right, it's better to leave that for afterwards. Let's beat her really good! Alice: I want to know it at all costs. I'm so curious that I won't be able to concentrate during the fight. Nitori: Ugh, we can't afford to waste time. I'll make this quick! Nitori: She used on herself the Seeds of Unknown Form so that she could transform and sneak without us noticing anything suspicious! Nitori: Afterwards, she changed the form of the magical items too and took them out magnificently. Nitori: That's all! Understood!? Alice: ... Yeah. Is that so... Nitori: Yes, it is! If you understood, let's do this once for all. Nue: ... You... How did you know... Nitori: ... Mmh? ... Ah. Alice: "Yes, it is", you said. Nitori Kawashiro. It seems you know everything that's going on behind the scenes this time. Nitori: Ugh. Uhm... well. Marisa: ... What does this mean? Pachouli: What...? So the true culprit is this one? Alice: At first I also thought she was suspicious, but it doesn't look like it is after all. The true culprit is that youkai over there. Alice: But you were always acting like you knew what was going to happen next. Alice: Like I think someone said, precognition. Or maybe... Alice: You have already experienced this before. Nitori: Hyu... Patchouli: ... Time slip...? It can't be... Alice: I can't say if it's true or not. By the way, Patchouli. Alice: I think you already have noticed even before I have, but today you're not as calm as you usually are. Patchouli: ... Mugh... Marisa: Certainly, I also thought that today Nitori was sharper than usual... And at the same time, it looked like she was plotting something. Nitori: ... Oh. Alice: Oh? Nitori: Rather than talking about me, the problem is in fact there! I have nothing to do! There's no meaning in anything if we don't get back our items! Nue: ...Eh, ah, me? Since I had nothing to do with what you were saying I spaced out... Alice: ...Correct. We will talk with you reaaaaally slowly afterwards. Nitori: ... I see. Marisa: Well then, first of all, let's defeat her. Patchouli: I don't really understand what's going on. For the time being, I'm going to strike with all my might. Nue: Guh... I'm being treated as if I was just a mere minor performer. And I am the one who doesn't understand what's going on! Nue: You shall know the power of the great ancient youkai! *BATTLE* Marisa: Is it over!? Alice: ...No, she escaped. Patchouli: She used the Unknown Form like a lizard cuts its tail. Nitori: As if we're gonna let you escape! Let's chase her, let's chase her! Marisa: Ah, don't think we're gonna let you escape! Alice: Huh, now there's no choice but to chase her... Patchouli: Is it earth that's effective against water? --- Dialogue before and after the final boss battle in 5-9: Nitori: We got her! Marisa: We also got you before. Nue: *pant pant* Guh... Nitori: (I must agree that my secret got leaked out, but if I manage to recover the magical items while these three are busy with her...) Alice: Marisa, keep an eye on this girl. It seems that she hasn't given up yet. Marisa: Y- Yeah. Nitori: Hyeeeee!? Patchouli: Leave that nue to me. I will vent my anger. Nue: Ha, hahahahahaha Nue: You think you cornered me? Patchouli: What? The clouds are gathering...? Nue: The true form of the great youkai nue! Burn this image into your memories! *NUE TRANSFORMS* Alice: Wh- She transformed!? Patchouli: Mmh... I wonder if we'll be okay after this exhaustion... Nitori: Ah, look, we must cooperate in order to defeat this strong opponent. It's not the time to be concerned about me! Marisa: Mugh... surely it will be difficult to concentrate on two things at the same time. Nitori: (Perfect, with this I should be able to act freely-) Nue: Don't worry. The first blood will be from that dangerous kappa. Nitori: Nuhyoeeeeeeeee!? [TLNote: Just a strange scream] Marisa: Yes, I don't mind if we start after Nitori is unable to move anymore. Alice: Indeed, it will save us an unnecessary effort. Patchouli: If you don't like the idea, maybe you'd prefer us to be the ones who end you? Nitori: Hyuuu! Hyuuu! [TLNote: More strange screams] Nue: Emm... How to put it, you... are pretty cruel? Nitori: Ngh... I'm serious! I won't accept this kind of ending! Nitori: I'll defeat you before this kappa is done for! I'll show you! Marisa: Oh! Nitori and Nue, I wonder who will be defeated sooner. This is very interesting, I'd like to see... Alice: It may take too long and be a waste of time. Marisa: Correct. Let's end this ASAP. Patchouli: At first I thought it could be okay to just rest, but I don't like the idea of her giving the final blow. I can't relieve my stress with that. Nitori: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Don't underestimate the kappa! Take that and this and that and that!! Nue: Fine with me, I'll kick all of you! You won't hate hell's lifestyle! *FINAL BOSS FIGHT* After resolving the problem with Nue... Alice: We all got our magical items back without problems. Patchouli: They seem fine. It doesn't look like they have been used. Marisa: In my case, the Hakkero is a part of me. I couldn't live without it ze. Nitori: Damn... damn...! I had my chance...! Alice: ... And, you're next. Marisa: So? You really had a time slip? Nitori: Yes, I did. I gave my best and built it, a time machine. Strictly speaking, maybe a little different. Patchouli: If you built that amazing thing, why waste it with such trivial actions... Marisa: Indeed. There should be better uses. What, you really wanted our magical items so badly? Nitori: Eh? Uhm... even if you say that... Patchouli: What's that reaction? Marisa: She is smart but she's missing some gears. Alice: Now that I think of it, if you didn't do unnecessary things we wouldn't have noticed. Why did you act so suspiciously? Nitori: Well, even if I acted differently, the result was the same as before so I wondered how much I could change. Nitori: Eventually, whatever I did, there was no change whatsoever. Alice: Really... In the previous timeline you couldn't get our magical items, so you built a time machine, didn't you? Alice: And if whatever you did always got to the same result, there's no way that you could get our magical items this time. Nitori: ... Oh? Nitori: Oh... Waaaa!! You're right! There's no meaning!! Patchouli: Dumb. Marisa: So? She's just a baka. Nitori: Crap! I don't need any magical items! Let's do amazing things with the time machine! Marisa: Uhm, maybe that will also become a hassle after all. I'd like to use it though. Patchouli: I'm interested, but... it looks dangerous. Especially with her. Alice: ...It should be okay, because it looks impossible. Marisa: Mh? Alice: After all this uproar, you need to start building it again, don't you? Do you remember how to build that sophisticated machine? Nitori: Hahaha, there's no need to remember it! That's for blueprints are for... Alice: And, I wonder in which timeline those blueprints are? Nitori: ... I don't have 'em. Patchouli: ... I see. She is just a baka. Marisa: What? Nitori's ambition ended in misfire. There was no special harm, so the three overlooked Nitori's behavior without any kind of punishment, and Nitori... ...started working on the time machine again. But since she didn't have a clear goal to build it, she couldn't work with the same enthusiasm... In the end, today Nitori is munching some cucumbers while the development of the time machine is frozen. "... What about a machine that makes infinite cucumbers?" The end.