megafonzie we should start our own mythbusters I can be adam STOP NO and you can be walrus looking man THIS SHALL NOT CONTINUE g hahahaha rofl mf update the vgm tournament snn update your mother ^ okay one sec now updating to whore 2.0 sorry she froze after I inserted my "new information" into hereurheirughriuog kristian's mother often has a calamity in the catacomb it's her day job after all why am I laughing fuck you snn hahaha I wish lm had 2 more exgfx slots... so much love in here today oh god if you paste something in 115 then block 24 becomes that so you can have munchers functioning like invisible blocks snn's mother has 2 more exgfx slots i shove my awesome exgfx in there if you paste something in kristian's mother then block 24 becomes that if you hit kristian's mother, she appears too I wish it had more space for global ExAnimations. I ended up scrapping a level because it doesn't. i globally exanimated kristian's mother by using my cock in the same repeating four frames right. SNN's mom is... exani- dsgfsdgs which is why i had to scrap the lightning in my ardy lightfoot rip that would be awesomesauce i spread my awesomesauce on SNN's mother ffffff hawt i stuck my ardy lightfoot in kristian's mother really lightfoor, eh? foot I'm the one who suggested ripping GFX from Ardy Lightfoot. i ripped SNN's mom's GFX >_> <_< You ripped more than GFX hahaha i opened kristian's mother's window and let myself right in I need something to compensate for the lack of events on an overworld my first thought was the arrow thing from Rise to the Challenge but it's not on smwc SNN's mother had a lack of events but i fixed that i rose to the challenge of plowing Kristian's mom ahahahaha Login to Kristian's mother: Username: ____ Password: Not required i just about spit out my juice laughing fuck So you're a lesbian? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED snn would be such of an good father kristian's mother would be such a good father wait /chat kristian you're getting destroyed out therer -r i destroyed SNN's mother out there and in here and everywhere This SNN is actually a bot, people! It replaces random words with "your mother" just like how one of Amos' bots replaces random words with 'penis'. more hate in my veins and heart\ i stuck my veins - one in particular - into kristian's mother :<<<<<<<<< kristian he's owning you so tempting... okay fine I owned SNN's mother last night get back at him so... SNN is Kristian's father? no other way around SNN I was inside your mother for 3 trimesters Lucaria Pachirisu: Kristian you dick quizler. what no i was watching this one porn video, and the background music halfway through was fucking chrono trigger fucking chrono trigger ROFLWUT LINK oh my god i can't stop laughing LINK IT KRISTIAN KRISTIAN LINK US FAG KKKKKK hold on wait am i even allowed to there aren't rules in here but yeah link it *link* kk it's near the end okay well I need to close the door and turn the sound down olok like 9:35 or something ROFL @ VID I'm still laughing so hard ROFL holy shit when i first heard it i thought it was playing from another window it is chrono trigger music like its straight up there how unfitting could you get seriously GUYS GO TO THE CREDITS IT SAYS SO FROGS THEME CHRONO TRIGGER wait really hahahahaha rofl this is just what fmk kjfew hahah it does too sdhgfdsj ahahaha when i first heard it i thought it was playing from another window <- and then i realised the only other tings i had open were SMWC and facebook things thongs and then i laughed so fucking hard rofl jimmy showed me already jimmy showed me penis ffffffff awesome SNN, ask her "So uh, would it turn you on if I said I was an administrator for a site about super mario world hacking?" hahahahaahah Hobz hobz i fucking laughed "I used to be a global mod of a SMW hacking site too!" "Let's fuck!" i am loling rofl LOL Megafonzie add up to 30 cents using only two coins, and one of them can't be a nickel whay t why Kristian it's a riddle rofl its so simple alright so my options are 200c 100c 50c 25c 10c 5c and 1c *later* okay kristian tell me you're stupid not mockingod >:< Megafonzie add up to 30 cents using only two coins, and *one of them* can't be a nickel the other can though 25 + 5 =30 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gg rofl looooooooooooooooooooooooool lulz I'm loling ^ Angles in the Outfield. Where this one team hasn't won a game in like a very long time. OH er I have actually seen that Angels* but I haven't in a loooong time Me nethier. er, me too 90 degrees in center angle olo lol, Typo Man. That'd be a silly movie. yeah haha Angles in the Outfield. "Wow, 90 + 90 + 90 + 90 = a whole field!!!" * Kieran has quit (Ping timeout) And then there were two * Blumiere (Blumiere@the.SMW2.hacker) has left #staff (except i'm an evil guy so i'll leave you by yourself so you can go insane with lonliness) what what what https://sites.google.com/site/electronpage/AdvIslandBeachSky.PNG Warning: don't open if you want to keep your sight It's just horrible yeah it's horrible you're right delete it quit hacking and die hahaha why am I hungry >_> because you're a guy gg because you're a guy ORLY hey guys are always hungry just ask me kris are you always hungry for penis uncalled for indeed * Kris|Homework hugs blumiere random blumiere out of nowhere o_o I AM ALWAYS WATCHING Pachirisu: Mue looks like the best gift ever. Pachirisu: Mue looks like the best gift ever. whatno Kristian: The gift that never stops giving. nono rofl Lucaria moles Pachirisu: Aka god tier tennis champ. for fuck's sake Lucaria you don't need to be highlighting me Kristian: Don't need to. rofl exactly Lucaria Kris Pachirisu: You know the most boring story ever. lucaria tenns kristian tennis kristian tennis kristian highlight highlight highlight Daboys: You'll turn into actual tennis balls and be neutral. lol interesting I am not the most boring story ever >:< !8-ball is kristian the most boring story ever? Probably someday Iceguy Iceguy Iceguy Iceguy Iceguy Iceguy :) Forxen Forxen Forxen Forxen Forxen Forxen frg f f Forxen highlights dotn work for me on mIRC! aaaaaa Forxen {B) Forxen Forxen Forxen Forxen Forxen Forxen Forxen Forxen use xchat you derp Forxen STOP IT Forxen * You have been kicked from #lolmusic by Forxen (Forxen) * Now talking on #lolmusic * Topic for #lolmusic is: Your primary porting channel. | DKC Project Soundtrack http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=thread&id=30768 * Topic for #lolmusic set by Counterfeit at Fri Sep 10 23:12:01 2010 * You have been kicked from #lolmusic by Forxen (Forxen) Q "Police hunt for a sick pervert who sexually harassed a 99 year old grandmother" WHY. I have to agree with you, Blu. That's just wrong... I'm loling swut http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/ac185/Hobz44/niceow.png should that be my ow for this level wha the hell is that thing to the left of the mushroom a kingdra doi isnt it obvious pfft umm...sure... ... why the FUCK did I read kingdra as dickgirl? o_O oh lol that overworld XD why the FUCK did I read kingdra as dickgirl? you like dat ^ oh god adfghjkf;' NO something are best not to say out loud jimmy, that was one of them :P oh right aren't you Jimmy's irl friend or something @p4plus2 I do know him IRL so that would be a yes but you're not friends obviously, since Jimmy has none sha-pow! ^ -.- * Kristian fist pump sfdgsfdsg * Sonikku brofist * Kristian brofist how long is that level contest going to go on for? Oct 31 is dealine opct 31 +d -p haha I can see it now Roy Ersan team hahaha Roy Ersan team fuck no and that would have a bunch of mode 7 shit lol oh fuck i have to let them know about this they'd so enter if i allowed group levels like 50 of the best hackers would get together and rape tits XD lol it would have to be very organized though lol I should play that CHOCOLATE EDIT1754 mp3 really loudly in the library to see if anyone goes "ZOMG ITS EDIT! HES HERE!" sfhjsfgd lol edit is going to become the school celeb he'll get all the babes babes lolol or babies both i can just picture a bunch of those busty chicks rubbing all over him being like "ooooh, show me your HDMA edit" XD I don't even know what edit looks like lol oh god "stick your scanline in my layer 69" xD LOL edit you lucky bastard LOL hahahahahha LOL SNN "Oh your HDMA gradients are sooo smooth" hgfdghdfhgh LOL ROFL kristian you are giving jimmy a boner xD LOL no hahaha win "ooooooh your BGs are sooooooooo detailed. you know the last guy? his backgrounds could only use 500 tiles" edit hahaha xD Edit lol edit Hahah "What's moose stuff' 'It can be whatever you want it to be' 'I can have sex with you' 'Or I can stand over there and drink from the lake' 'And everything inbetween' ... !urban moose stuff 'Get in.' -!- Things done with or by a Moose. -!- Guy:"What's moose stuff?" -!- Moose:"Whatever you want it to be; I can have sex with you or I can just stand over there and drink from that lake, and everything in between... -!- Guy:"Get in..." dxjfgsdfkjgsfh [15:52] what did you pay for aids? wait what just thought you guys would like to know what I never said that exactly that's like me just right now [15:55] god damn, he just won't pull it out of my ass I'm gay. just thought you guys would like to know ^ lol you know now everytime ersan enters the room we need to play this theme then http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn3fWyZtk4E hahahha rofl win pretty epic theme too I could see it cutting out super-abruptly and then just like 'CHOCOLATE RAAAAIN' for Ersan's theme anyways Krissy SC2? In a bit Kristian: I lol'd k SNN SC2? Kristian: I lol'd starcraft is pretty awful imo ive never played it or even seen anything about it i just hate the name so i am judging it based on that * Kristian has kicked Sonikku from #smwc (wash out your mouth with soap) lol xD dammit HAHAHA * Sonikku (BULLET.TRA@caffie-4ACB6B7A.static.rvsd.ca.charter.com) has joined #smwc fffffff hey "/kick Sonikku fucker" * Kieran sets mode +q #smwc Kristian good job kristian that's what I put in a few minutes earlier you deserve a medal oh nice - post editing finally works again! really? no :( ... thanks. fffhaha what the hell andy * Aqualakitu slaps andy_k_250 XD oh nice, slapping andy finally works! really? no :( * mockingod has quit (Quit: USER BELOW IS A POOR IDEA) watch him rejoin the channel now FUCK dsggfsd hahahaha XD ngnngnggggngng Kristian > Mue > Amos > Mega > Kristian > Supertails > S.N.N. > Blumiere *FUXK ^ I MEANT Kieran > Mue obviously not I'm so cool, I'm even better than myself Didja beat Okami yet Blumie? uh a couple of days ago ... :| Oh :\ Yami was alright Not enough backstory on him It was basically like *defeat ninetails* "HEY YOU STILL HAVE TO BEAT YAMI!" "WHO IS YAMI" "LORD OF DARKNESS" "OH OKAY" * Quizler (Oshizler@Dynamic.Entry) has joined #smwc err this isnt firefox * Quizler has quit (Quit: waugh) I only like it if it's upsideown asphyxiation lesbian furry inflation bondage futa guro goatse scat porn my highlight meter exploded hahahahaha lol XD lol I just realized in pokemon Ekans backwards is snake Arbok backwards is kobra so what's Muk backwards? ... kum jimmy's favorite drink ^ this-WAIT WHAT recommend me good animus to watch then :> wait i have a list somewhere Good anime? that's an oxymoron hahahahahaha tennis * Bluemiere has quit (Quit: going to friend's house cya) what do you want oh dghfsdhsdhfg well you haven't gone up against me yet i'd own your ass. (giant novely rackets are allowed right?) you can use whatever racket you want so why don't you use a motion sensing super racket I'm saying you can use whatever racket you want when you play me I don't give a shit PS that super racket hasn't been invented also would be cool though it should shoot fireworks into the sky that explode into hardcore erotic bondage rape and you just win 6 straight sets while your opponent jacks off to the sky I'm loling so hard right now kristian how did it go? how'd what go you being gone go awesome I went 21-0 fuck yea and won four trophies and two gold medals Tennis must be easy it's not lolno yeah if Kristian can win it must be a total joke with love lolmao gsdhgjsjgsd :<>: Lucaria anal beads Pachirisu: Anal sex = kaizo. what rofl ROFL ^ WAIT WHAT Lucaria stanky crack Megafonzie: Kristian's stanky booty. like c'mon guys this is blatant trolling !urban Kristian -!- A Kristian is someone who is a bit of a goon and is rather clumsy and will do stupid things like tripping on air and walking into doorframes, but they are also very sweet and caring. Kristians are great boyfriends and you will definitly enjoy the sexy times with a Kris. They kinda smell but it's not too bad, mostly of happiness and childrens smiles. -!- Oh that silly Kristian, walking into a doorframe AGAIN. Ohoho lets go have some tea now because we are british and chortle at his misfortunes. loooool Lol what the Jesus H. Chirst almighty in heaven Jimmy I dont want to know what sick fantacies ran through your mind about smalls nose and kierans rear ... ... I'm quitting SMWC because of that line bye forever k >: cya ew Kristian is back mue don't be mean to kristian he's nice. :> unlike you you meany. :< Mue has nothing on me because I won four trophies and two gold medals yeah well Kristian I uh would ... :< heh God makes mistakes. He made captainpissweak. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Paul says: sdfsdfsd six minute sex sonikku will never get that Paul says: where did that even come from sonikku is a dashing lad and i would do him in a heartbeat tell him that I said he's a homosexual faggot okay I thought homosexual and faggot meant the same thing but ok * You have been killed by SNN ((User has met the fate of the heavens.)) * Disconnected (Connection reset by peer). * Kristian sets mode +x Kristian -NickServ- This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your -NickServ- nick, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise, -NickServ- please choose a different nick. -NickServ- Password accepted - you are now recognized. * Now talking on #OceanShrine * Topic for #OceanShrine is: Welcome to #OceanShrine * Topic for #OceanShrine set by Aquifer at Mon Jun 28 18:11:43 2010 wow I just got pwnt owned please dont tell me the banlist got wiped again oh good. guess only I disconnected instead of the server dying. * Megafonzie (Jesus@is.a.pretty.cool.guy) has joined #smwc * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to Megafonzie * SMlink64 (Mibbit@caffie-A4E95EE0.nycap.res.rr.com) has joined #smwc * AwayYoshi (sonicblue1@caffie-C41A9D9C.dynamic.ip.windstream.net) has joined #smwc * Snowshoe (ICLES@Walking.Through.The.Snow) has joined #smwc * Buu|PM64 (Buu@caffie-E2F7B288.dynamic.mnet-online.de) has joined #smwc * The_CowDestroyer (henrykoftx@caffie-6D9E97.lightspeed.ftwotx.sbcglobal.net) has joined #smwc * Weegee[Away] (muffins@caffie-BE5373A4.rb4.clm.centurytel.net) has joined #smwc * Daboys (Daboys@caffie-7E666C4E.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #smwc * Aquifer (A-Yoshi@caffie-52373B1D.atvci.net) has joined #smwc * Foxtrot200 (foxtroter2@caffie-8CCCEE7A.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #smwc ok maybe not. BusterBeetle I just wanted to let you know I like you in many ways. kgay D: can I not confess my friendship :<>: no you can't nope also pick up Fine |B| BB i love you oh G A Y. the feeling is mutual man * Kristian hugs BB In fact I'm going to shower now because I am cold. kcold kdirty kshower lol Australia Winter kkk * CaptainPissweak has quit (Quit: Just think of me showering and let the conversation flow.) oh my jesus that is a horrible quit message http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=thread&pid=554763 BLUMIERE IS IN DIRE NEED OF HELP That error may not be kidding, Blumiere. no ... its definitely kidding. I am loling. What version of Windows are you running, Blumiere? Vista I should note that Search online for the .dll file My laptop runs Eggvine without any problems. I know that Pikachu did you even read the post I made Yes, I did read it. I tried to delete the dll of the file but for some reason it won't give me the permissions to do so, even though I'm the admin. Did you accidently miss that part? Nope. So why do you suggest replacing the DLL |B| Because the error might not be kidding, Blu lol just saying I just said that, Kristian. d Yes haha Kristian Yes you did I'M NOT GAY STOP ASKING Absol has made this clear. !8-ball Is Blumiere gay? Yes lol haahahahahha Also K. lol olo absol sdfvgbhuj BLM, Cp it even has a microscopic penis and we all saw that thraed. !urban An00bis -!- A n00b who lacks skill in all areas, considered to be the most severe level of n00b-ness. The worst level of being a n00b. A person who, in general, fails at everything. :< :<<< wow man that was harsh absol rape absol, semen oozes from your hole Kristian, Some guy just trying to rape captainpissweak. An00bis, -!- Your mother was a stoned caretaker who worshipped windows 95 in a hole. Absol Kristain Pachirisu, , I bet you've never gotten laid. what hahahaha fucking pwnt lo lol :<>: !8-Ball will kristian always be talkin' ghetto? Get yo'self a propa' e-ju-ma-kay-shun, kid! - 3. Jane hid her head covered? Buy stock in it! wat what lolk !8-ball will Kristian always be a virgin? The answer is hazy, ask again later !8-ball will Kristian always be a virgin? If I cared I'd tell you !8-ball will Kristian always be a virgin? NO!!! |B| hahahah !8-ball will Kristian be the 40 year old virgin Your question must end with a question mark. Type !8-ball your question? gggggg !8-ball will Kristian be the 40 year old virgin? You are a homo hahahahahahah ;__________________________________________________:A ;_________________________:A fucking pwned pwnt Absol Mue is a faggot Kristian, Is a faggot. ... fuck KRISTIAN KRISTIAAAAAAAN WHAAAAAT AAAAAAAAAAAA KRISTIAN AAAA hi hey sup nm you same cool yep http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=thread&pid=550262&r=1#id550262 Lymia Got Boobs D: Uh, she's always had breasts. She's a mammal. mmm breasts well, they are bigger now inb4immaruitybelow its somehow odd that you can look at such a beautiful picture and think about her breasts No^ hahahah hey Kristian do people still call you kristain not that much Good because that joke is just kristale at this point. they don't mispell it because they don't know how to spell it th- hdesjghsdfg GHDSHGFSDHGSG fonz that is horrible It's amazing. Seriously guys, stop trolling around so much. You can be mature if you try. I've seen it happen. once in a while anyway Onc- sdghsdgj welp Play nice. Are we clear? kk * Kristian sets mode -m #smwc you can't read this meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep dajsghlsakgj wait fuck that was perfectly timed sorry googling 'how much will the 3ds cost?' everyone's (meaning the internet) seems to think around 200 bad news Blumiere That means like 350 dollars I guessed $200 AUS Dollars usd so whats the price Yeah, 350 AUS dollars An Untitled Story dollars? I expected 300 us aren't those like eggs? united state dollar, dipshit LOL Yeah, 350 AUS dollars dipshit Australian dipshit i know i was making a joke dipshit so how many AMERICAN dollars is it 200 Shut up dipshit dipshits dipshit so 200 is confirmed? no dipshit dipshit fffffff fff fff Dots you're a dipshit D: This anime is what. The anime is dipshit what anime Dai Mahou Touge. CP you're is what You are is what. What. it's a joke dipshit Kistian your a what WAHT Your understanding of basic English is what. * Kristian has quit (Quit: I'M GOING TO BED DIPSHITS) Hey, you finally updated your list of penis jokes!* imamelia clap clap clap how babby iz fomed? Adam you're adopted so don't worry about it yeah i was too awesome to come from my mom anyways i wasn't too awesome to come on your mom though >_> <_< Come off it kris No I came on it and by it i mean her fail I remember something Ersan said something like "smkDAAAAMMMN YOU'RE FAT" fantastic supermassive galaxy these names are so well thought out smkdan galaxy fixed smkdan's Inside Story - largest overworld map in gaming history forty2's hack was awesome forty2's hack was featured? i must play this It's amazing Blu skype screenshare forty2's hack was forty2's hack was whoa wait no bandwidth penis peniswidth girth wait that's called g I hate you kristian Blumiere how's your girth at peak hour >_> Blumiere how's your girth wait what what what what do you mean girth im scared Blumiere read above i'm still scared He means the thickness of your penis. your peniswidth See? my penis width is currently 7% ahead of what it should be so eeeeeee fapfapfap omg nub voice plz no. why not???????? wtf that's exactly why he also thinks I'm cute which is like what lol ( °-°) what no really though well kris * Kristian goes to find the YT comment You kinda are say whaaaaaat tee hee D: ahahahaha yeah you're pretty hot kris okay well i won't find the comment then * Spud is now known as SpudAlphaway if i were a chick you'd probably be my main stud lol i don't know what to say to that Kristian on a scale of 1-10 how weirded out are you uhm like 7 hey dots lets skype and finish the script hey dots can i annoy you more dotsdotsdots dotsarecool * Dotsarecool has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) sweet Hey Supertails What do you call a horrible traffic jam in Michigan? Michigan Impossible -_- I LOLED * Valence_Desumo slaps Kristian~ ......... Are you a parking ticket? what You got fine written all over you. ...I have no response to this xDDD also I just effing destroyed that mosquito like pwned him with a magazine like Ka sploosh? I read that as pwned him like a megafonzie pwned him with a magazine thanks for the highlight should have used your dick I don't get the whip factor son dfgd Kris make sure its hard before you swing it otherwise the result is less satisfying fgfgfgfg ...... I mean to hit the mosquito >.> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff d but the base ARM is being jerkish ... ROM base arm what I use my arm to jerk stuff too fdgdfg Atma category Medium: What sections does Atma have power over in SMWC? Music. <%Atma> Tutorials, Advanced Hacking, Hack Discussion, Music basic smwhacking, advanced smw hacking, smw hack discussion <%Atma> :P <%Atma> I actually had to look that up sadly Moderates news, moderates comments, moderates music. i win\ It's fairly odd that Atma got this question wrong. <@Kristian> atma cheated <@Kristian> oh and failed too <@Kristian> ghfgdfgdhd <%Atma> I blame wording Azure's a dude Megafonzie, no no azure's a girl azure is female ;/ :\ Whut! hahaha fonz Prove it give me like 2 minutes too lazy to find the post Mega. She's Raibys' girlfriend. Whut! inb4Wh- dhfgsdf lol * Hadron (Hadron@caffie-6A834EC4.pool.invitel.hu) has joined #th * ChanServ sets mode +q #th Hadron * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Hadron sup hardon Hello Hadron. Ohi guys I got a hardon and kristained my pants har har har goodnight guys nigh Jimmy ah +t night jimmy * Forxen has quit (Quit: nigh Krissy) cya dFSJKL:a less work = happy dagger i mean people happy people sorry I was thinking of romeo and juliet lulz hahaha what ladida "Kristain" ...54 translations later we get: "Edition." Mario: the Kristain Edition "Mario: the Kristain Edition" ...54 translations later we get: "Glass offset Marino." what HEY JIMMY HEY WHAT' Ima send you a test mom hi er memo fjdgkjfdhgfdkghd l.... WHAT XD AHAHAHAHAHAHA fhffhasfhah NO THANKS ELLISPSIS WELL, IMA SEND YOU ONE ANYWAYS TEST MOM ALSO USED IN A CAR Tennis. * CaptainPissweak has quit (Client exited) what do you want ... fgdshgdsafhasgfjka Kristian What feed your dog to your homework :D don't have a dog oh also eff that damn oh wait... <~Forxen> feed your dog to your homework what the fuck yeah i was wondering How would that work? o_o I have monster homework we're starting something called KRISTIANNGNGNGNGNGNGNGNGNGNGGG we're starting something called KRISTIANNGNGNGNGNGNGNGNGNGNGGG cool game lmao Hey, Supertails hey One day I built a fort out of Johann Sabastian Bach CDs. I just couldn't think inside of it. I guess that's why they say to think outside the Bachs. fDSegherhr hahaha nice *facedesk* @Kristian Kristian: Ha. Talk about a classical instance of wordplay. beaten at his own game * Kristian fistpump Sonikku: I hadn't told anyone else this, but when the next semester of school starts, I do not intend on hacking for some time son :<<<< d Sonikku no D: who will make all my sprites? * Ladida is shot lmao Ixtab, of course. in fact, I was HOPING to just disappear from the face of the internet for a while SON D: Ladida... you might... *dramatic music* HAVE TO MAKE YOUR OWN ... also ixtab * Ladida suicide oh yeah ixtab HAVE TO MAKE YOUR OWN <- WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?! O_O Don't forget my hack, Neutron D: mmsux fuck off <3 switch fu to ja then yes i will Jimmy ... did not need to know that * Slash_Man kills Kristian BLASPHEMY There were three midgets sitting in a bar. The one said 'I have really small hands'. The second said 'Wow, you really do. I have super small feet'. The third one said, 'Wow, you do. I have a small dick.' The first and second midgets said 'Hm, you do.' Then the third one said, 'we should try to get world records!'. They all go to the Guiness World Record auditions. The first midget said, 'YES! I have the world's smallest hands!' The second came out after the first and said, 'YES! I have the world's smallest feet!' The third midget came out, with a peice of paper in his hands, and said 'Who the fuck is SNN?' Ggagagahahahahahhahaha dhfghdfgh KRIS that is genius I DON'T GET IT OH WAIT YES I DO FUCK YOU LOL ROFL hahahahahahaahha ohhh... i just lol'd irl so hard Nintendo Oui "Portugal, July 6, 1949: A heat burst reportedly drove the air temperature from 38 °C (100.4 °F) to 70 °C (158.0 °F) two minutes later (note that the highest temperature formally recognized on the Earth is 57.8 °C (136.0 °F) in Libya in 1922, and the former record has not been verified)." Portugal, July 6, 1949: A heat burst reportedly drove the air temperature from 38 °C (100.4 °F) to 70 °C (158.0 °F) two minutes later (note that the highest temperature formally recognized on the Earth is 57.8 °C (136.0 °F) in Libya in 1922, and the former record has not been verified).[20] Wait what child porn what My mom would laugh what time is it in Japn Japam Japab heh FUCK hentime JAPAN Hahahahaha Kool. nice work Hello Kristian and Ladida. * Superderek has quit (Quit: Quit? I can't quit. I have to be back sometime.) hey hey ohai oh man i made such an orgasmic animation * SNN flexes show it, we want to orgasm too i'll put up a video of the level when i'm done making it snn, your mother is an orgasmic animation minus the animation and the an sdfsfsgsdgsdgsdg rofl Superderek... Kristian... imamelia... Yes? What? Huh? * BLM has quit (Quit: user below sux big nuts) * Kieran (Kieran@FA524942.A4B7F921.E7B84285.IP) has joined #smwc i never got to know Tatrion :< you missed out kristian D: you missed out big time i was an idiot back then though getting to know tatrion is almost as awesome as getting to know me oh so i didn't miss out at all then snn getting to know you is terrible I wish I never knew you at all beaten yeah get less predictable comebacksihduoijsd i hate you all rofl smack tenniskristian back and forth like a tennis ball tennis pings me :< lol SNN, we are goign to do a quartet of some song let's hope #smwc never gets into a serious tennis discussion ^ there are only like, three big tennis players on #smwc anyway so you're safe from tennis highlights aaaa good thing because tennis would be an interesting conversation * Kristian has kicked SNN from #staff (shutup) inb4rage ---IN ANOTHER CHANNEL--- * Ellipsis (Ellipsis@caffie-C8DDB9A5.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net) has joined #lolmusic argh, tennis is challenging tennis is indeed challenging isn't tennis challenging kristian snn i swear to god i am loling kristian you were useless take your reward okay uh so what is my reward WHAT REWARD oh and kristian ohai right before snn went to sleep he had to tell me his fapping habits oh yeah how was that he basically said like he spends like 10 minutes gathering materials and then spends about 45 seconds actually fapping and that its messy AND HE SEEMS TO THINK I CARE TO KNOW THAT And why did you think this was a good idea to share with me? because because oh wait I already said that COOL would someone highlight me when xman0444 comes on? kthanks kristian Kris|SMWCNews ... LOL good night everyone! night :3 * Kris|SMWCNews has kicked Kieran from #smwc (:<<<<<<<<<<<) gfsdgfds hjkl;' whut! * You have been killed by Kieran ((K.)) * Disconnected (Remote host closed socket). * Kris|SMWCNews sets mode +x Kris|SMWCNews -NickServ- Your nick isn't registered. * Now talking on #smwc * Topic for #smwc is: SMWC Chess tournament bracket is up! http://challonge.com/SMWChess | ROUND ONE START! * Topic for #smwc set by Megafonzie at Sat Apr 03 22:05:03 2010 welp You're a winner. lool knew that was a bad idea oh well http://www.explosm.net/comics/835/ The max. lol ellipsis er kristian wow totally wrong person totally wrong wrong to the max to what end? the max. no, i mean to wh- ff D: After watching that movie I'm going to start calling PercentN "Percius" perseus* oh... Damnit I'll stick with Percy then :( hm HadeSNN haha Jimmedusa lol Andromatma Kristiandromeda? Krakian heh yes dude I'm fucking huge can you tentacle rape me? ... It won't fit XD you'd be surprised kristian I swear to god I swear to god too hey god FUCKSHITCOCKASS fdgdghdfghd FUCK YOU GOD ;D hey FUCK EVERY GOD don't use fuck in vain FUCK YOU ANUBIS lololol XD FUCK EVERYONE WHO SAYS FUCK GOD I SWEAR TO FUCK it's an exlposm comic FUCK ALL OF YOU EGYPTIAN GODS FUCK YOSHICOOKIEZEUS ^ YES and MOCKINGOD FUCK YOU SNN AND SN- FUCK JIMMY XD pwnt lol i'm gonna ersan my ersan in kristian's ersan Ersan off, FP. o.o ersan the fuck up kristian o wait noice did I even get it right D: I'm bored. your ersan abilities are weak * Ersanio casts ERSAN on FirePhoenix. it does ersan damage NOOONGNGNGNGNGNGNGGNGNGGN FP Ersaned up! * FirePhoenix uses ersan of life * FirePhoenix recovers 200 ersan points ersan you, demon! ersan you, ersan! XD * FirePhoenix casts ERSAN 2 on ersan it causes ersan to ersan *Ersan is ersaned! Ersan may be unable to ersan!* "You better have ersan heal!" or an ersanersan cola * Roy has quit (Ping timeout) roy couldn't handle all the ersan in here i am disappoint Someone in chanofice told me that I act like SNN i was like wtf K. what can make someone act like snn having no cock? Blumiere you're like snn dghdsg * You have been kicked from #staff by Blumiere (Blumiere) * Now talking on #staff * Topic for #staff is: Serious stuff goes here. Please comply or face doom. ~Kieran - WIP Rules Megathread: http://etherpad.com/M4mWwrwqaX * Topic for #staff set by Kieran at Tue Mar 30 07:34:06 2010 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Kristian :D sorry bromine oh god I just am laughing came aw dammit Kristian owned you ninjad me :( "Oh hey Mue what do you find to be attractive about women?" "Wait you mean Touhou women right?" Let x = the time the post was made <- that reminds me instead of x on all my math this year I've used a smiley or unsmiley face and the teacher has marked it all right i saw the greatest equation ever involving compound interest and imaginary numbers I used a penis in my notes once too Pen^(i + s) but i erased it hahahaha So what if I fapped? * Kristian has kicked UmlautBanana from #smwc (every time you fap a kitten dies :(((((() * You have been kicked from #smwc by Blewmyhair (Power abuse is a no no) * Now talking on #smwc * Topic for #smwc is: Welcome to #krisrox | SMWC Chess Tournament! http://is.gd/aZoCm < Sign up! | An SMW Central Production: http://is.gd/aZoEH | If you signed up for a level last year, confirm it: http://is.gd/aZoGK | If you want to reserve a level: http://is.gd/aZSJx | ( °-°) * Topic for #smwc set by Kristian at Tue Mar 30 22:02:01 2010 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Kristian * UmlautBanana (umlautbana@caffie-BFD27A7C.eastlink.ca) has joined #smwc :<<<< BLU KHYPOCRITE <3 Is that confined to his fapping or everyone's? I fap daily everyone's :< What if I don't like kittens. :x * CaptainPissweak faps. I kill many kittens a night kperv I kill at least 3 with the intensity of my sesh Kitten slaughter makes the world go 'round. a b K. nice alphabet skills there CP They make the same noise. ( °-°) Kereal Quiet you. kylindrikal kylyndrykal that's better. Kheese heh Kristian wait crap Cristian Et Ketera lololool ( °-°) <(Knub.) Cnub. * Kristian has kicked Aqualakitu from #staff (you're getting annoying :))))) :))))))) :)))))) :)))))) :))))))((((())()()())))))) so many chins... O_____________O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay well I dreamt that I woke up in my room But! Megafonzie is from Canada, though. It was a porno ^ ... K. lol hahaha why is sex always a topic.. my mom apparently looked at my laptop and said 'Kristian what was that on your computer? People talking about sex?' i was like wait what LOL KRISTIAN oh god kristian Kristian XD i am sorry That's the main reason I don't let anyone in my house read what I type on IRC at least your mom didn't walk by you when someone goatse'd your forum ... oh shit yeah well, i didn't know my mom would be looking at my computer screen now did i oh shit XD oh man that was just hghdfhgdh my friends call me Slash irl now >: hfdghd showa awesome my friends call me Kristian irl www.instantrimshot.com ROUG H Rear. is how i like it ;) Rats. Rear. is how i like it ;) That was lovely fsgfdgsgs saving this fsdgsdfgsdg Jimmy you are lovely Rump...rack...real... GizmonicGamer: Shaving Your Genitalia is Very Itchy I know <3 <%Sonikku> GizmonicGamer: Shaving Your Genitalia is Very Itchy <%Jimmy52905> I know gfdsgfgsg Whoa most power in the channel bow down to me mortals and your lives shall be spared oh great and mighty kristian go fuck a zebra love snn * Kristian has kicked SNN from #staff (that was quite rude) * SNN (feh@caffie-E06FFA04.dsl.bell.ca) has joined #staff * ChanServ sets mode +a #staff SNN * ChanServ gives channel operator status to SNN SORRY SIR oh wait * You have been kicked from #staff by SNN (fuck you) * Now talking on #staff * Topic for #staff is: #staff ALL HACK MODS READ: http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=thread&id=28244 -- WIP Rules Megathread: http://etherpad.com/M4mWwrwqaX - Please fill in rules for the sections you are responsible for! | SNN, are you ever going to use that cyber-you avvy me and Azure made for you months ago? - Raibys * Topic for #staff set by Raibys at Mon Mar 15 22:10:57 2010 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Kristian ah shit er i'm sorry, Super GodNN? hey cockmasters yes? :o hahah that made me almost choke on my sandwich 'cockmasters' That's not all you choked on * Jimmy52905 runs saw that coming >.> Kristian didn't swallow i don't spit OR swallow think about that for a little bit and with that, i am going to sleep kristian quit sucking melodrama out of all of us you're 14 XD heh <&SNN> kristian quit sucking ^ * Jimmy52905 runs kristian start sucking * SNN unzips OH GOD O_O at least i don't swallow guys Kristian... run RUN!!! uhh yeah probably the best option * Kristian backs away slowly ... How did this conversation go from my not-very-good songs to SNN wanting to rape Kris? o.O it's not rape ;) oh right you enjoy it okay yeah that was implied :) and he kristained in my pants ^ YES QED now go make me a sandwich SNN while your at it SNN get me a glass of milk ... cool spelling bro yeah... this is going to turn into something perverted I just know it hurr jimmy it's not milk :o it's NOT? no it's my semen i just masturbated using a cow's udders have some fresh milk haha ffhahaha Ew so i don't get it like Bad thought o.O are cows supposed to be a farmer's soulmate? can they like, not get pussy I just imagined what would happen if some guy had 4 dicks o_o; so they have to rape a cow every now and then four dicks would be interesting actually * PercentN (fuzzierest@caffie-D59AB85B.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #lolmusic hello sir we're discussing dicks XD yup and cows lots of cows yes ohi we are discussing SNNs and me sucking SNN's penis four of them im confused XD im spent have fun being the 40 year old virgin ^ olomue lolz *42 He'd probably prefer being a 42 year old virgin. FUCK lol hahaha * EtCeterad is now known as CPisHawt lolno lolyes lolfuckyou Kfgt No. ew The obvious one was 'kfpr'. there's a beast in here and its CaptainPissweak an ugly beast * Kristian has kicked CPisHawt from #smwc (the people have spoken) ^ nice * CPisHawt (Mibbit@caffie-97E89389.riv10.nsw.optusnet.com.au) has joined #smwc Very nice. nice Adam, that fits. ...don't take that out of context 'lo Everyone 'in 'ck 'ou? 'a 'f Call a hack called Your Mom and that will be full of jokes for LPer XD Make* someone do it then I'll LP it 'I doinked that koopa... LIKE YOUR MOM' 'Those goombas smashed together... like I smashed YOUR MOM' 'I fell down a pit... I fell down YOUR MOM'S PIT.' QED. * Kristian passes five dollars to Misery *ahem* you liked my level didn't you? * Misery passes it back damn I'm not there yet, but we'll see lol I'll take bribes, Kristian well take my five dollars then >:< pay me with good level design, and I'll make sure that you're at the top hahaha fair enough sorry, don't like taking money from strangers pfft strangers we're like brosephs especially strangers with a K in the beginning of their name and an N near the end hurr like names that start with K and end in ristian eh? nah, I was thinking of Kevin but I guess that works loldamn But yeah, my favorite hack ever was the Cookie Crisis oh yes and those levels were short but hard like SNN's penis >_> oh my favorite hack is Super Mario Odyssey - Final Version it's like snn's penis it doesn't exist hahahaha yes Lakiking: Fear his altitude, attitude, and Lakitude. my mom gave me a pinwheel my mom gave me a pinwheel <- is that some kind of strange sex move WHAT hahaha jokes man i just wanna give snn a pinwheel all night long sgdgf i bet you do >:> who doesn't want to you blow on the persons penis until it flies in circular motions like a pinwheel what in the sixteen fuckathons did i just click into lol hahahaha no wait they want your babies SNN Pinwheel 1. The act of vomiting and defecating at the same time. 'fuckathons' hahah thanks urbandictionary why the god What the hell fff pinwheel a fetish tool that looks like a demented dental tool; used in BDSM. aka: Wartenberg pinwheel oh okay that too well then okay then they want your babies SNN <- no we just want to 'blow on the persons penis until it flies in circular motions like a pinwheel' my penis is too long though it would be more like a windmill fffhahaha f would it play the song from OoT KRISTIAN NO NO v>^ NOT THE SONG OF STORMS V>^ V>motherfucking^ facebook keeps suggesting that I help ST find friends ... you need shitting dick nipples to jusify milk in bags hahaha whaaat I heard snn's nipples grow hair the horrible images~ if you have nipple hair, it means you're a real man mine have hair it's so obvious you're both dunces for not figuring it out centralchat.irc? still being a dunce {B( I have no idea if you're still being a dunce obviously it's wrong what are you saying. So let's say that I don't think I'm being a dunce anything I put there is right let's put it this way there's 1 very obvious place where the answer lies it's so obvious everyone can access it on the central the wiki? think more smwcentral based, not wiki up his butt obviously the FAQ... ? naaaah come on kristian no? when you think of the irc and then smwcentral what do you think of first talking.. to people ... you'd be a horrible detective or whatever that's what I think of first XChat? :P xchat what that's a client you donk I know but it's the first thing I think of god jesus IT'S A THREAD. 'k. The IRC thread? But I looked there already... there's 2. fuck sakes there's the rules and the ... and the the the ... the... the... THE ... er... oh for heaven's sake http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=thread&pid=45460 IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT BY NOW I LOSE FAITH considering you linked me right to the post if I find pics of my girlfriend on someplace of her giving you a nude hug? zing. sdfgsdgf NO hahaha I don't even *have* a picture of that I just have one of her nude in general is that better ... ... ... if I promised not to give it to anyone I'd dig it up for proof because like I have it in a password protected zip file in 2 more password protected zip files I AM VERY PROTECTIVE ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT hahahahahaha like I told her about my methods of hiding stuff now she is using it to hide hentai on her computer lmao whaaaat http://bin.smwcentral.net/12405/LA%20Graphic%20Organizer.png I made this in Lunar Magic for a language Arts project XD WHOA that is... whaaat yes and you're handing that in yes does your teacher know how to run ZSNES 1.51 XD lolno I printed this out it's not going to be like...playable XD hahah still what an awesome idea :> I may even get extra credit for it XD You might lose marks for cutoff though XD what cutoff? :P on the bush next to the bridge >_< lol Good thing she's not a hack moderator or I'm screwed I'm hungry I haz a cooky * Ladida eats his own feet Imma eat it wait, I need those for walking FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU because it's real wait how do i have something real dsfdsgf rofl hahaha well, you could be a real counterfeit i are a genuine counterfeit ;) legit I mean, if you are a counterfeit counterfeit, aren't you real? no that just means i'm a copy of a fake thing my brain hurts what happens if you are a counterfeit counterfeit counterfeit it means i'm a copy of a copy of a fake thing You know, if he cut that all-hallowed penis of his off, he could suck on it 24/7. kristian, my roommate is commenting on how the dudes aren't wearing shirts in that weather I told him Canada doesn't need shirts thank you care to clarify I wear shorts all year round QED have some dancing kthanks oprobably using the 8x8 tile 0F9+ and such for it with custom palette and map15 map16* right I use map17 'cause I'm better gfsdfg well Making gfx was no fun Dear Megafonzie Vanilla hacks ftw Love, Kristian Dear Kristian Dear Kristian no...just no Love Jimmy Vanilla hacks suck ^ as do you hate, Megafonzie * Iceyoshi runs ^ Dear Concerned, Fuck you all Love, Kristian Dear imamelia WHAT THE HELL Love, Jimmy 'lo Dear Jimmy WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT Love, Kristian Dear Kristain Dear everyone udasux love megafonzie Way to show up without even being in this conversation Dear Megafonzie Love, Jimmy nou Love, Kristian Dear SNN Dear kristian Why aren't you here? Love, Jimmy <3 nou Love Megafonzie Dear Jimmy P.S. usuxdamosy most What say we blow this joint and talk about women in lolmusic? Love, Kristian Dear Kristian FUCK YES Love, Jimmy brb going to go put clothes on and shower >_> <_< showering with clothes on or did I get that wrong? I bet that wall .. *was You bet that wall, Roy. More sausages will I shoot, nya! More food must I give the bear! When a sausage hits a patch of fur, that fur...GREASY! decobbed corn is gross ^ I like corn on a corn Corn does not taste like ground water. >:( It certainly DOES the bad corn Actually it does I cream corned your mother. Oh Kristian Speaking of which I was writing my French exam today and I was borrowing a friend's dictionary Yeah? And then I l opened it up and in big bold letters at the top of the page was I kid you not "Face cream" Hahaha jimmyjimmyjimmyjimmyjimmy whatwhatwhatwhatwhat o.O hi * Kristian runs >_< XD * Jimmy|BSB slaps Kristian around a bit with a large trout * Jimmy|BSB is gone * Slash_Man slaps Jimmy with a rubber chicken Also, I'm pretty sure someone has made porn involving ChanServ. SF|008: link They may not have placed it on the internet yet, but it exists. *SomeoNN was kicked by ChanServ (Oh god yes) Probably bondage porn of ChanServ deopping someone and kicking them repeatedly. That's hawt SNN and ChanServ bondage, while OperServ watches. any hack discussion mods here? There could be if you start a petition titled 'Kristian for mod' Kristian: nevr also :< someone needs to offer me a game with a piano. now. decent piano... Sounds Chrono Trigger esque chrono trigger <3 SMW? -shot- oh god i hare you ... 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"what the hell is a "what the hell is an ahgeaga?"?"? ahgeagaahgeagaahgeagaahgeagaahgeagaahgeagaahgeagaahgeagaahgeagaahgeagaahgeagaahgeagaahgeagaahgeagaahgeagaahgeagaahgeagaahgeagaahgeaga #staff: we take our job seriously. youy would be treesasing ckristain too the valentina laugh sounds more like my mother fucking a mill wheel or something SMRPG clearly makes your cock hard yeah it does it's my one true love the first ending theme is one of the few tracks which moves me to this day i even started a resequence of it that didn't get anywhere http://snn.pac.am/SMRPGEnd.mp3 such a hot track though <3 oh yeah * Weegee has quit (Ping timeout) i loved that uh oh i have wood for that track better get the towels ready osh ahh there we go kristian i actually ported starlight's flower the other day mind you, it sounds like cockpenis but it is ported nonetheless well I can suck SMRPG's cockpenis all day I generally see my mom walking around naked *While listening to the observatory from SM Galaxy on #radio* Kristian May I have this dance? * Blumiere waltz Yes. lol lolfag * Kristian waltz lol SNN, you couldn't even get this much action * Blumiere elegantly lifts Kristian into the air and does a pirupiruette kristain same thing IAN :< err fffffff *kirstian ... *kristian wtf I am going to kill you. pen island ^ That is heaven for SNN hey jimmy SNN is also the high inqusitor of the pen15 club hey what want to join the pen 15 club? fuck fuck you kristian hahahaha aaaaa XD Blumiere is a ghost Blumiere is getting angry at everyone highlighting him Blumiere highlight ghosts do not get to experience sexual pleasure, which is quite sad * Syr (Thunder_Dr@caffie-F9B56452.sub-75-250-21.myvzw.com) has joined #serioushax Hey, uh, Blumiere What's up man Blumiere Blumiere Blumiere You know what's fun? Highlighting Blumiere I know. I love highlighting Blumiere it's just so (blumiere) fun * K3fka runs away from Blumiere * Kristian runs from Blumiere too * Blumiere (Blumiere@the.SMW2.hacker) has left #serioushax (man you really know how to get on someone's nerves) Also seriously, I'm flying down to effing Ontario and I'm kicking your ass at tennis, SNN. i have been playing tennis for 15 years Kristian Serena Williams was my trainer Wait, did Serena ever mention anything about shoving a tennis ball down your throat? i know you wanted a guy snn but a virtual boy is all you're going to get * SNN has kicked Supertails from #staff (shut your furry mouth) * Supertails (glowing@fox.with.flickies) has joined #staff supertails its okay that you're furry :< yeah ultimaximus doesn't mind at all ... * Kristian shivers * SNN has kicked Supertails from #staff (also this is for the crappy pun) * Supertails (penis@penis) has joined #staff I thought it was a pretty good pun. ANIMAL ABUSE * Kristian pet ST pets* Supertails (penis@penis) has joined #staff Hahahha wow ....... What the hell tails seems to have two of everything doesn't he I'm sure if we get rid of atleast one pervert in here, things will be going normally Which is why I must do this * Jimmy52905 has kicked Jimmy52905 from #lolmusic (Jimmy52905) lol lol * SNN sets ban on Jimmy52905!*@* roflol HAHAHAHAHA xD OH NOES * SNN sets mode +q #lolmusic SNN I wonder if he knows how to /cs unban OOOOOOOOH SNAP xD i sure hope so I have no faith in that though * SNN has changed the topic to: Welcome to the new #lolmusic Feel free to ask any questions related to music porting or just general discussion.| Attention: http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=thread&id=27103 | OLD RULES STILL APPLY so it will be a while before we see him here again * TotallyNotJimmy (J52905@caffie-22BBC625.lightspeed.cornca.sbcglobal.net) has joined #lolmusic onoz Hai guys WOAH right WHERE COULD JIMMY ME? Hahahaha B n0ice ohi I know like we're gonna buy that where's Jimmy? :o Buy what? where in the world is jimbo san diego pen island ^ That is heaven for SNN hey jimmy SNN is also the high inqusitor of the pen15 club hey what want to join the pen 15 club? fuck fuck you kristian hahahaha aaaaa XD GUYS ANNOUNCEMENT! KRISTIAN AND I ARE IN LOVE AND GETTING MARRIED! <3 :D wat And there's nothing you can do about it french-speaking blumiere bleh Amos, you want to be my Best Man k But FP, is it okay if I cheat on you with Blumiere sometimes if you must okay. thanks but wait! blumiere is my cousin! * Blumiere takes of buckl- :O *DUN DUN DUN* :) Wait oh hm I ... I didn't want to tell you Sorry you had to find out like this Kristian, I'M SORRY! ;-; Well that's.. Meh. So what? * Kristian hugs Blumiere hmm maybe we can rectify this situation Oh ... re- .. d'aw * Blumiere hugs back So... Threesomes? * Kristian runs THREESOMES! :D I posted a picture of a naked women in her bed holding a large piece of meat once *link* woooaaa! That's one meaty lady ... I didn't mean it like that Too late. o.o >_> <_< >_< <_> <<_ >>_ _>> _<< v_v ^_^ o.o =-= ^_< ~_^ ^_~ ~_~ [spam]_[spam] x_X [eff off]___[eff off] :D :>>>> o.O ,,/,,_,,/,, :P <(^_^<) <(^_^)> (>^_^)> ?\(?_o)/? `-` * edit1754|iPhone_ (~edit1754i@caffie-61050D84.mycingular.net) has joined #staff _ _ \(o_O)/ [lolfail]______[lolfail] []_[] <_<_>_> ;_; 0_0 * Ladida has quit (Quit: brb restarting comp) <>_<> ><_>< ;D D; ohai St JIMMY *Blumiere has quit (Quit: PROTIP: Do not make 300,000x300,000 images in Photoshop. It'll end badly. *restarts computer*) We've had a fun time doing various things like beating Kristian with spoons, talk about me not recognizing SyStem's original name, and watching a kid cry. No It was a bote *boat **voat *vote ... tentacool story slowbro Kristian, I need some motivational words. Uh, 'kay. And?... Give 110%? I SHALL! Go get 'em Tiger? * Domiok gets to log writing. Nice. * Broozer musics Kristian bit a around with a slap Hug bumbah. brb pue fff- *pie Hahaha is gone (Pie :D) is back (The pie wasn't ready yet. D:) Hahaha your pue isn't ready forxen? nough its not * Atma sets ban on *!*@caffie-2460A6B6.cmdnnj.fios.verizon.net * Atma has kicked Atma from #lolmusic (Atma) Oh my gosh, he committed hara-kiri... Kristian> Anyone noticed that TTYD and the n64 Paper Mario had REALLY similar chapter themes dry dry desert and boggly woods yeah super similar OTHER than chapter 2. :<< well Chapter 1 was a fort in both games glitzville and forever forest yeah super similar Stop mocking meeee riverside station and flower fields fff keelhaul key and lavaoh fuck EXACTLY A WHOLE CHAPTER That's the one I was thinking of, actually. AND CHAPTER ONE also i am disappointed at TTYD's use of a snow chapter very disappointed yeah... i mean X-Naut Fortress is a bucket of epic and that's great and all and imma let it finish but PM had one of the greatest snowy chapters of all time lol <~AbSeNNt> I think that meme is great and all <~AbSeNNt> and Imma let you finish <~AbSeNNt> but actually dropping it is the greatest thing ever kristian just because you're motm doesn't mean i can't still flame you like i flame everyone else you dumb piece of shit Oh, I know. Bring it okay well i love you ...i love you too >_> <_< my friend drew sonikku hentai once it was scary Atma's still one of my best friends even though he apparently looks at porn and stuff, at least. most men do ^ you would have to be an absolute rarity to not Kyoseron, that's just sad. that most men do? I don't think it's sad Yeah, I think it is. it is true It's not sad, it's true because, It's just a normal thing IMO some people overindulge in it and get nothing productive done but spewing what's reproductive all over their rugs fgsdgfsdgf lol bleh o.o; yah seriously jizz on the carpet and don't wipe it up Hey! I wipe it up! -shot- I just got the same person twice on omegle o.o; and they disconnected on me both times LOL what are the odds it was some 25 year old european guy if I get him again I will laugh If that happened to me I wopuld sream *scream *wood OSH **would >_> lol wood woodman Nice typing, bro. I need better sepeelingk. ;_; Figure out which channel ends early and put a [r1]100 after it DO this for the rest of the channels that end too early Don't do it to all channels though I'll try... I bet you'd be able to tell in like, 10 seconds if you could etherpad. :< Let me try first, though Nah. It can be a bit hard to notice something like that You actually have to look at the midi for reference Unless you're SNN then you can do it magically Hello! Sorry I'm not home, but I have gone to rescue some n00bs who were captured by SNN. - Yoshi Hello! Sorry I'm not home, but I have gone to rescue my dinner who were captured by the kitchen. - Yoshi [insert pawprint here] Hello! Sorry I'm not home, but I have gone to attempt to get laid. No luck so far. [pawprint] Throw the bag into a river Throw the river into space. Throw the river into spade i think i can put off learning romi's cutscene tool until after the first demo of my hax {B) cool story bro brool story co. bool cory stro damnit http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=thread&pid=383691 <- seriously though, isn't this a six month bump? <@Blumiere> Holy crap Kristian: yes <@Blumiere> How did I miss that having you been drinking, maybe? <@Blumiere> Well I DID have that scotch ... <%Atma> I'll make a hack with Mario in it pshhhh those are lame <%Atma> yea <%Atma> I know lies <~Jimmy|BSB> That's a lie I just drank and breathed at the same time hey, weedheads I, good sir, only do crack. nancy? ^ my moms name drew ^ not my dads name -Maxwell:#lolmusic- hello * Kristian cuts off Maxwell's head Goodbye.. <@Unholy> ultima was too busy looking in my underware drawr to find my electronics shit drawer <~Ultimaximus> I only opened it for a second! Apparently, "Kris P. Yoshi", even with the underscores, isn't a valid nickname. That is a horrible pun. HORRIBLE. Nah, I've never been laid, I'm fourteen... Just... sayin' me neither and my girlfriend wont even sit with me I doubt I will soon I haven't gotten laid for lack of trying. [21:59] I haven't gotten laid for lack of trying. <-- I'm almost 19 and proud of my virginity. Im waiting till marriage. I am 19 and to lazy to try. That's the right thing to do. Luigi: I'm waiting until low standards. * Spade (sp@din.go) has joined #smwc ARGH Speaking of not being laid, how's it going Spade. :< XD (Not because it rhymes, either...) <@Blumiere> man I'm still going <@Blumiere> for some reason I'm enjoying this That's what she said. * Kristian bothers Roy :D * ~Roy|HomeworkDontBotherMe (proud@to.be.brabander) Quit (Quit: No, really. Don't.) <~Ersanio[TMR3]> great. D: Amos, could you explain what 'meep' means in english? I forgot my Amospeak to English dictionary at school... <@Blumiere> "Ouch" <@Blumiere> or <@Blumiere> "Bye" <@Blumiere> as seen in /quit MEEP <@Blumiere> Or it can just mean anything you want * @Blumiere meeps Kristian's meep with a meep while meeping his meep Oh yeah. That's the spo- I mean.. Also, Blumiere, shut the meep up you meeping meep of a meep. Meeping meep. Meep my life. <@Blumiere> Meep meep your meep with meep meep mother meep and your meep meep tartar sauce Oh meep one, Blumiere. You're pretty much my best friend on the site, Blu. Blumiere before hoes I can't do custom blocks. BTSD keeps crashing on me no matter how my hack is set up It's clean, BAM, it crashes It's edited, BAM, it crashes Try reinstalling windows. * Kristian ducks * Yanama shoots Kristian with a shotgun owww * Luigi throws a duck at Kristian agh aaaa I just some energy drink in the eye. ow ow ow Ouch Smooth. :< ...how did you manage to do that? I... how DID I do that? I like, went up and down for a drink too fast and it came flying back out at me. I think. What. ow Ow OW I just drank and breathed at the same time Ow pikaguy900 is a Yoshi apparently O_O what what What WHAT??? what what what what Since when ¿qué? the christ what? ¿Qué? words So Jimmy, if I bug you to moderate my song, it'll take longer, right? * Jimmy|C3 leaves If at first you don't succeed, you're probably doing ASM. how sad my GF doesnt acknowledge my own birthday luigi fuck off. i've never had a girlfriend. Spalonely And not getting Spalaid the one you removed was important without it, the beginning can't be replicated Buster said it was useless WHAT WHAT WHAT NO ffff :| i am literally crying right now busty beetle boner beetle ^ hahaha * {B[ * {B| * {B[ * }B} * {B[ * {B| * {B] is now known as BusterBeetle * }B} needs more {B{ according to my cock it ASDF ACCORDING TO MY CLOCK IT'S 9:30********* one time my friend was over, and my cat was sitting on my lap and he's like "can I pet your pussy?" I was dumbfounded at first, but he meant my cat >_> N F S W New Fork Soon, Wilson. My art thread has like 8 comments and over 450 views iirx iirc iirc? If I recall correctly. if I recall xylophone that's what he meant I mispelled '14', 'swmcgossip' The keys are pretty close together. Yeah, I have one key that types 'smwcgossip' we're all 14 rejoice! Yes! Hurray * Kristian hands out beer to all 14 year olds o wait we're underage fool * Kristian hands out diet cokes what you calling me fat? sorry * Kristian hands out cokes My team is me at center, a box of girl guide cookies as winger, an exercise ball on D, and a pile of blankets in goal... also, the star of our team is the pile of blankets (s)he's stellar SNN: Ogenki desu ka? AMOS WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN AAAAAAAAAAAA whoa SNN typing in caps? what. i just ate a giga-carrot though my head feels fuzzy I just called my boyfriend "shnookems" >_> I'm turning into my mom <_< <--- has no idea what ur talkin bout <--- has no idea what your talkin 'bout fixed Grammar Nazi-ism. <--- has no idea what you're talkin 'bout fixed again Fuck. You're making Iceguy into a boss? What does he do, throw ASM at you? * Spaway is now known as Spade wb Spade oh wat * Spade is now known as Spaway (Later) * Spaway is now known as Spade wb again Spade This time for real? yeah 'k, just checking. if you're interested in older women she may be right for you Blumy of course you gotta hit puberty first you young gun you * SleepNN ruffles Blumiere's hair don't make me flop it out Mue> oh dear I chocked on some cok coke* it hurt I hate it when I do that mue how large was it? ;3 I hate when I choke on cok too. i've never had cok in my life Assyrians actually pronounce coke as "cock" Very embarassing in public "Would you like some cock?" sure o: depends what cock you're talkin about Okay we're officially perverted old news brah old news oh right, Blumiere and Mue are like assbuddies or something. or is it cousins? one or the other cousins Assbuddies Both I think. oh asscousins ... ^ oh I'm so tempted so whack you SleepNN :<>: asscousins assbuddy cousins isn't that considered incest or is that sibling fucking only WHO DARES TO TRY TO STOP THE TIME BOMB?! touhousux * Kristian runs WHO THE HELL SAID THAT * Gobolt gives Kristian cake * Kristian NOMNOMNOMS the cake Thenks' yo' 'ery much. You're welcome. :> Not a fan of touhou? I definitely am. ...Uh Was that cake... fresh? Quite so. ... Well then. You know what? I know 'what'.  in spade, no-one can hear you highlight with great spade comes great responsibility one man's trash is another man's spade If a Spade highlights an SNN in the forest and there are no SNN's around to hear it, does it make a sound? help control the pet population. have your pet spade or neutered. <Spade> if at first you don't spade, try try again <Cirno> Genius is ninety percent perspiration and ten percent spade To spade one's own <Cirno> Keep your spade to the grindstone A Spade is no stronger than its weakest link <Megafonzie> A picture is worth a thousand Spades. <Cirno> Never look spade in the mouth <Megafonzie> A penny saved is a penny spade'd <Cirno> No pain, no spade. <Megafonzie> Actions speak louder than Spade. No Spade for Old Men <Cirno> Nothing great was ever achieved without spade A ban a day keeps Spade away. As the Spade Turns Nothing is certain but death and Spade Spade is in the eye of the beholder. <@Kraze422> the fuck is :<>: supposed to be? <@Kraze422> Sad faces fucking? <@Blumiere> Well that failed horribly Just like you birth? sorry couldn't resist. d'oooohhhhhhhh he burnt you Do you like green eggs and ham? Sam I am? would you, could you on a boat Yes, I'll have sex with your mother on a boat. would you fuck a goat? people are :/ <@Blumaway> Fuck, I just saw orange and I orgasmed <~SNN> it kind of sucked at the end pfft YOU suck at the en- *knifed* <~SNN> i usually do <~SNN> that is why i have no steady girlfriend I'm making Every Level Glitchy because it'd be hilarious should I y/n I sacrifice my two N's to the cause * AbSeNNt is now known as AbSet his name is now S great ones You rang? damn it Kristian I was JUST about to say that >:( {B) <&Supertails> <~AbSeNNt> I love math. <- replace the a with an e and i agree WELL POKEMON YOURE A COOL FRANCHISE AND ALL BUT MARIO IS THE BEST DAMN GAME EVER lolno <~AbSeNNt> T2 <~AbSeNNt> I think that meme is great and all <~AbSeNNt> and Imma let you finish <~AbSeNNt> but actually dropping it is the greatest thing ever <+Kristian> Well <+Kristian> I could crush up the Honey Nut Cheerios <+Kristian> and snort them. <+Kristian> Yes? <+Tails_155[^w^]> why not do a less difficult Mario from time to time? Don't end up like ProtonJon <+Kristian> You mean the guy with over 50 000 views? <+Kristian> yeah dont end up like him <+Kristian> XD <+TLs4> hahah guess what I'll guess 'what'. vista is such a slut Vista's a skank Vista's a whore xp is a respectable woman with a job XP > XP NO XP < XP get it right if SMWC had a "thank post ^ ..what? What does "thank post mean..? I hit enter too earlyyyyy Dear Advanced SMW Hacking, I have like nothing to post in you! Love Maxx PS: :( Why must I write a page long essay on why I like math? This is the dumbest assignment ever <~SNN> i could write a six page essay on why I love math <~SNN> and I'd do it in limerick form <~SNN> there once was a derivative named Bill <~SNN> he factored as his own will <~SNN> he says "ln x" <~SNN> but actual tan sex <~SNN> and binomials get their fill <~SNN> I once knew a wave of sine <~SNN> Workin' in radians just fine <~SNN> But alas, it inverted <~SNN> the pis converted <~SNN> and now it became a cosine <~SNN> oh man I am patenting this SNN it needs to be in French anyway So boo hoo <~SNN> what the hell <~SNN> French <~SNN> psh I'm still here. :3 Percent? Percent?! PERCENTTTTTT! * PercentN (fuzzierest@caffie-D59AB85B.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout) Seriously? there is no "best user" <~SNN> You're all douches anyways <~SNN> Ran wants to be <~SNN> the very best <~SNN> like no one ever was DO DO DO <~SNN> to get fame is his real test <~SNN> to train us is his cause DADADA <~SNN> he will spam <~SNN> across the channel <~SNN> searching far and wide DODODODODOOOOO <~SNN> it's Ran Yakumo <~SNN> to understand <~SNN> the hatred that's inside <~SNN> RAN YAKUMO DODODO No. Nice Work SNN Megafonzie> You'll know what it means Kristian> Ok Kristian> I did that Kristian> but what does it mean? XD Megafonzie> Do you see the difference? Kristian> yes Kristian> it now repeats downwards Megafonzie> Yeah Forty2> well duh Kristian> oh shut up, you. Megafonzie> Does it look like it fits? Kristian> not really. Megafonzie> Exactly Kristian> OK Kristian> so Kristian> what? * DarthRiko slams face against desk. ~SleepNN> I crush my viagra and snort it. I have a whole load of cookies. Nice. Strawberry, chocolate and even spider cookies! Spider? Does it actually have spiders in it? Yes. Permission to speak freely? Yes. That's really fucking gross. SHUT THE FUCK UP <~SNN> watch your fucking mouth, boy <~SNN> dealth wants to ram the chained chick in my layout Dear #SMWC, I created a epic story! Love, Maxx <~SNN> so did I <~SNN> once upon a time <~SNN> men <~SNN> the end <~SNN> i made a sequel <~SNN> once upon a time <~SNN> more men <~SNN> the end check your pants again ah holy shit a dick Vista is awesome * Mue throws holy water at AncientPower * Kristian slaps AncientPower Nice combo breaker Spade> Here's how stupid Fred is Spade> Fred is stupid enough to have been on iCarly Spade> End of story Sadrobo> SADROBO LAUNCHES HIMSELF! Kristian> SADROBO SHOULD AVOID MINES! Spade> yeah, but nuke it anyway Spade> :3 lemmy> yes Crystal_King> XD @BlumeVine> Why? The writing is easy to read :| Spade> for the lulz Kristian> Yes! @BlumeVine> ...no Kristian> aweh. &Sonia> someone should like &Sonia> take a picture of their fridge &Sonia> and 16-bitify it &Sonia> and submit it * +Amos slaps Remnic around the head with the Triforce. +Amos> Wait thats mine * +Amos takes it back @spigmike> Tater guys * @spigmike (spigmike@bdnk-710236c6.pa.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving) Pyro_X> @spigmike> Tater guys- and french fry folk Spade> what background is it you're editing @BLuMagic> The first level's Spade> the generic dickhills? Kristian> loldickhills @BLuMagic> Yeah, the ones that have been squeezed too much and the blood got cut off thus turning them blue BZuhou> HI BILLY MAYS HERE Kristian> LOLHI CaptainPissweak> LOLWERENTYOUDEAD